Meet The American Girl That Speaks Yoruba Fluently (Photo, Video)


An American girl that speaks Yoruba fluently and even chooses to be called by a Yoruba name;

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Titilayo.She went to the market in Nigeria and spoke the language to the locals around there. People were amazed to see a white girl who is not based in Nigeria speaking the local language so fluently.

My ‘Oga At The Top’ video is finally here!


took a while but the video is finally here! :-) For those who haven’t seen this video, please watch and cringe. The Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) Mr Obafaiye Shem can’t tell his organisation’s web address. And when he eventually gave the web address, he gave the wrong one. Watch…

Photo: Male Student Wears Wrapper To School; Wins 20K Bet


A pre science student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka (Mbaukwu Campus) shocked everybody on Thursday 28/02/13 when he wore a wrapper to school.
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The student who is in E2, earlier had a bet with some guys in his lecture hall that he could wear a wrapper to school and the guys promised to give him #20,000 if he did. Guess what? The dude took the risk but lo and behold, after he stepped into his hall, the gals who could not hide their amusement started shouting, yelling and chanting.

The noise eventually attracted the security officers to the Hall and the boy was fished out & planked with heavy logs of wood. These action nearly stirred a riot in the school, as students detested the brutality saying the guy had the right to wear anything he chooses.

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Photos:The Lizardman


Erik Sprague is better known as The Lizardman, is a freak show and sideshow performer, best known for his body modification, including his sharpened teeth, full-body tattoo of green scales, bifurcated tongue, subdermal implants and recently, green-inked lips.
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There have been rumors of him hoping to get a tail transplant, however those have been debunked because according to Erik himself, it would be impossible.

The Lizardman makes his living as a freak, performing before audiences all over the world. He also makes numerous paid television and public appearances.

He has mastered and regularly performs many classic sideshow acts such as the human blockhead, fire eating and breathing, gavage, sword swallowing, the bed of nails, the Human Dartboard, and the insectivore.

He also participates in many public and private flesh hook suspension groups and events, and is highly involved in the body modification community. He also writes articles on the Body Modification E-zine.

His rock band, Lizard Skynyrd, released an album in late 2010, they performed in many tours and stages across the world.

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Photo – Woman Dumps BoyFriend on Val’s Day On advertising bill board


A woman has dumped her boyfriend publicly on an advertising board. The billboard, which was available for everyone to see at an Esso petrol station in Manchester Thursday (February) 14 on Valentine’s Day, has subsequently become a viral sensation – with many people criticizing Laura, who set up the message.

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“Your clothes are at your mum’s & I’ve changed the locks,” the advert read. “Sorry to do this on Valentine’s Day.” According to The Sun , Laura paid for the advertising space at the petrol station because it is where Dan gets his lunch. Renting the billboard costs £100 a month.

Couple caught pants down having sex in a French clothes shop


The pair were seemingly enjoying a steamy session in a changing cubicle when they were snapped.A couple have been caught having sex in a French clothes store – by Google Street View cameras.The pair were seemingly enjoying a steamy session in a changing cubicle when they were snapped.
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The last thing they would have imagined is their picture being posted online for the world to see.But Google is now taking pictures INSIDE business premises – and these two were literally caught with their pants down.The hilarious image was taken at the Krakatoa sports store in the French ski resort of Briançon.

But Google has toned it down by blurring out the pair’s naked legs and underwear round the ankles.

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See The Dog With A Human Like Face That Is Up For Adoption


Here is good news for you if you’ve been considering adopting a pet; the dog with human face is for adoption.
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Isn’t it great that dogs are referred to as man’s best friends, and now we have one that looks like… a man?

Tonik, also known as the dog with the human face, is now up for adoption. The poodle-Shih Tzu mix from an Indiana animal welfare agency became a viral hit after photos of his man-like facade hit the ‘net.

Tonik, who seems to have a permanently stressed expression, reportedly came to the Homeward Bound Animal Welfare Group from a kill shelter in Kentucky. Jen Schwartz, the owner of Homeward Bound, told HuffPo that the shelter recently took in dogs that required dental work and had illnesses that needed pricey treatments.
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Fortunately, Tonik’s superstar status will land him in the right home.

Patrick Obahiagbon,”the grammar man” congratulates Super Eagles


Patrick Obahiagbon Congratulates Super Eagles – Hear Grammar

Hilarious Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon took to his Twitter page today to congratulate Nigerian Super Eagles over their victory in yesterday’s match with Ivory Coast.

In the congratulatory tweet, the grammatically inclined Nigerian officials said:

“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast.
As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck.”

Can anyone decode all of the above?

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Flower-eating goat has charges against it dropped in court


It’s not only in Nigeria that they have some ode people o…lol…some of them can be found in Australia. Hehehe! According to Metro UK, a flower-eating goat named Gary has been cleared of vandalism after an Australian judge dismissed the case at a court in Sydney.

His owner Jim Dezarnaulds had been ordered to pay a 440 Australian dollar (£290) fine after Gary was spotted snacking on a flower bed outside the city’s Museum of Contemporary Art.

The case was dismissed however, after a judge ruled that neither Gary nor his owner could be held accountable for the crime. Lol.
Magistrate Carolyn Barkell said there was no evidence that Gary, who had his own lawyer, had been brought there to intentionally eat the flowers.

‘This is actually an abuse of the laws of nature, I mean it was a goat eating grass,’ Mr Dezarnaulds said after the verdict was announced.
‘I’m a comedian, I can come up with jokes, but it’s pretty hard to compete with cops coming up with this stuff. ‘It’s obviously a joke, but the fact that we’re here it’s gone a bit beyond a joke.’

Gary, who was not required to give evidence, did not comment on the verdict upon leaving court. (lol). 

Mr Dezarnaulds added: ‘Gary taught the cops a valuable lesson and that’s don’t bite off more than you can chew.’
Gary became an internet star after news of his plight went viral, with his official Facebook page racking up over 10,000 likes.

Ernestine Shepherd,75 year-old bodybuilder(woman)


Ernestine Shepherd had been a long time model in Baltimore but with the growing age when her figure went out of shape she, along with her sister Mildred Blackwell, joined weight lifting and aerobics classes immediately and competed in bodybuilding shows under pseudonym Velvet, and Ernie. In 1992, after the sudden demise of her sister in brain aneurysm, she felt depressed, quit exercising and started suffering from high blood pressure, acid reflux and frequent panic attacks. It was her close friend who initiated and encouraged her to start her career in bodybuilding to show the respect to her late sister. Her fresh start rewarded her not only with medals and bodybuilding titles but with a happy family that consists of her 80 year old loving husband, 53-year-old son, and 14-year-old grandson.

Photos: Datta Phuge,wealthy Indian man buys shirt ($22,750) made of Gold to impress ladies


It is often said that money can’t buy love.

But trying telling that to a wealthy Indian man who splashed out £14,000 on a solid gold shirt in the hope it will attract female attention.

Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, commissioned the shirt which took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads.

Golden appeal: Wealthy Datta Phuge has splashed out £14,000 on a solid gold shirt to make sure he’s a 24 karat hit with women in central India

It comes complete with its own matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold.

‘I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?’ he explained

‘The gold shirt has been one of my dreams,’ Mr Phuge told Indian newspaper the Pune Mirror.

‘It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri”‘ Mr Phuge said.

The gaudy shirt was assembled on a fabric base of imported white velvet, and comes with six Swarovski crystal buttons and an intricate belt, also made of gold.

Golden appeal: ‘I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?’ he explained

Obasanjo Pledges To Buy “Cheap, Fairly Used Phone” For Reporter


Former President Olusegun Obasanjo over the weekend caused a mild drama when he sighted PREMIUM TIMES’ correspondent at the Government House in Ogun State.

The reporter tried to take a picture of the former president standing beside former Nigerian leader, Ernest Shonekan, with his camera phone, but got a dramatic response from Mr. Obasanjo.

“You again,” the former president said. “That was how your blackberry phone was smashed.”

One of Mr. Obasanjo’s children, Oba, had smashed the blackberry phone of the PREMIUM TIMES journalist for taking the picture of the fire at the former president’s house last week in Abeokuta, the Ogun State Capital.

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The journalist complained to Mr. Obasanjo about the destroyed phone and asked the former president what he intends to do about it.

The former number one citizen again responded in his characteristic dramatic and jocular manner.

“I will buy you another one, but if you don’t mind, it has to be a fairly used one and with cheaper price,” Mr. Obasanjo said.

At the end of the day’s programme, our correspondent again approached the former president, requesting to follow him to his house to collect the promised blackberry phone; but Mr. Obasanjo turned it to another round of comedy.

“You this Ijesa man, I suspect you are the one who set my house on fire, and you want to come there again, I will buy your phone for you when I return from abroad.”

After making the statement, the former president entered his vehicle, smiled and waved to the reporter.

Pictures of the world’s ugliest woman


Born with a medical condition so rare that just two other people in the world are thought to have it, Velasquez has no adipose tissue and cannot create muscle, store energy, or gain weight. She has zero percent body fat and weighs just 60 pounds.
She was named the ugliest woman in a Youtube video, where commenters called her a it, and advised her to go and kill herself, but she encouraged herself, and now she is one of the worlds lasting motivational speakers. Check out the pictures below…

Meet The Homeless Man Who Lives In His Canoe


Some people dream about living life on the open water. For Michael Richard Smith, this is his reality. The 49-year-old lives in a 14-foot canoe; setting up shop on the Boston Harbour and rowing to small offshore docks after dark to pitch his tent and sleep. According to ABC News, Smith said he’s been bunking down in metro Boston waters for about two months now. While authorities are said to be keeping an eye on the unconventional camper, he technically isn’t breaking any laws.
Don’t worry about his safety though. He says about the possibility of getting robbed, “Anybody who would want to hurt me or take my things, they have to have a boat. And boat people stick together.” Boston Police Department’s spokeswoman Cheryl Fiandaca says the harbour unit has offered him city services, but Smith declined. He did however accept a new life vest with reflectors and a whistle, she said. Police also told him not to operate his canoe at night because it doesn’t have lights.
Smith plans to sleep out in Boston Harbour all winter and prefers to concentrate on the beauty of his surroundings rather than the bareness of his accommodations. Let’s give it up for the man whose creativity still showed even in time of distress!

Pictures: See The 44 Yr Old Man Who Loves Wearing Women’s Clothing ALL The Time



Is this ‘man’, 44-year-old Vladimir Fomin, okay at all???!!!

To even make matters worse, he actually got himself expelled from ‘a whooole’ University of Mathematics just because he won’t agree to wear trousers.

Despite being one of the brightest students at the Ivanovo University of Mathematics and earning a scholarship!!!

Instead, he prefers to move about in female dresses and skirts.

And guess what his reason for wanting that is:
He just wants to stand up for the rights of men to wear whatever kind of clothes they like. After all, women are allowed to wear trousers!!!

Here are the best and probably the most famous TV shows mistakes.


Even the most carefully produced television show has the occasional goof, blooper or mistake. Cast changes happen and with that comes new faces in already established roles. Some TV goofs are instantly noticeable and some are more subtle. Here are the best and probably the most famous TV shows mistakes.